Advertisement
Yo mama jokes are extremely popular all over the world. Just try to have a competition with a friend and you will see how fun it can be. Out of all the yo mama jokes, the yo mama so fat is the best one. Here we have the top 20 funniest yo mama so fat jokes ever.
20. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway
19. Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
18. Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
17. Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"
16. Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
15. Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcolm X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
14. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
13. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
12. Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
11. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
10. Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
9. Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
8. Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
7. Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
6. Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued."
5. Yo mama so fat, she got baptized in the ocean.
4. Yo mama so fat, she comes from both sides of the family
3. Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
2. Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
1. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
20. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway
19. Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
18. Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
17. Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"
16. Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
15. Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcolm X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
14. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
13. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
12. Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
11. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
10. Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
9. Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
8. Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
7. Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
6. Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued."
5. Yo mama so fat, she got baptized in the ocean.
4. Yo mama so fat, she comes from both sides of the family
3. Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
2. Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
1. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
| Share |
Posts
